OK
http://www.fark.com/
Websites
Runtime: 1.3s
On March 09, 2025, 01:51 AM UTC, http://www.fark.com/ was accessible when tested on AS16086 in Finland.
Failures
HTTP Experiment
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DNS Experiment
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DNS Queries
Resolver:
135.181.102.167
Query:
IN A www.fark.com
Engine:
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104.21.82.150
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172.67.203.12
Query:
IN AAAA www.fark.com
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AAAA
2606:4700:3035::6815:5296
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AAAA
2606:4700:3030::ac43:cb0c
TCP Connections
Connection to 2606:4700:3030::ac43:cb0c:80 was blocked.
Connection to 2606:4700:3035::6815:5296:80 was blocked.
Connection to 104.21.82.150:80 succeeded.
Connection to 172.67.203.12:80 succeeded.
HTTP Requests
URL
GET https://www.fark.com/
Response Headers
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Response Body
<!doctype html>
<!-- Report problems to https://www.fark.com/farkback/error -->
<!-- Duke Sucks -->
<html class="no-js" lang="en-US">
<head>
<title>Drew Curtis' FARK.com</title> <meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8">
<meta name="description" content="Humorous views on interesting, bizarre and amusing articles, submitted by a community of millions of news junkies, with regular Photoshop contests.">
<meta name="keywords" content="Fark, Fark.com, Drew Curtis, News, Community News, Social News, News Flash, Funny News, Weird News, Odd News, Strange News, Satirical News, Humor, Photoshop, Photoshop Contest, Memes, Caturday, Comments, News Commentary, Political News, Celebrity News, Sports News, Geek News">
<meta property="fb:admins" content="741339004,690298743,503216953">
<meta property="og:type" content="website"> <meta property="og:image" content="https://img.fark.net/images/2013/site/farkLogo2Big.gif"> <link rel="image_src" type="image/gif" href="https://img.fark.net/images/2013/site/farkLogo2Big.gif"> <meta property="og:url" content="https://www.fark.com/?noad=1"> <link rel="canonical" href="https://www.fark.com/?noad=1"> <meta name="viewport" content="minimum-scale=0.35, width=device-width"> <meta name="apple-itunes-app" content="app-id=529972412"> <link rel="shortcut icon" href="https://www.fark.com/favicon.ico">
<link rel="apple-touch-icon" href="https://img.fark.net/images/2008/site/fark-webclip.png">
<meta name="referrer" content="always"> <link rel="stylesheet" href="https://www.fark.com/css/farkstyle_desktop.min_1741179612.css" media="screen"> <script src="https://www.fark.com/js/farktools_desktop.min_1741179612.js"></script> <script>fark.page.isAllHouseAds = true;</script> <script>
var observer = new IntersectionObserver(handleIntersection, { rootMargin: fark.page.io_vp + '%' });
function handleIntersection(entries) {
entries.map((entry) => {
// let divId = entry.target.id;
// let content = divId+' - ';
// content += (entry.isIntersecting) ? 'Is Shown' : 'Not Shown';
// let currentDate = new Date();
// let time = currentDate.getHours() + ':' + currentDate.getMinutes() + ':' + currentDate.getSeconds();
// farkDebug.log('MEG DEBUG: '+time+' - '+content);
if (entry.isIntersecting) {
let divId = entry.target.id;
farkDebug.log('fetching ad for '+divId);
executeParallelAuctionAlongsidePrebidForSingleAdUnit(divId, fark.globals.adUnitsDict[divId].full_dfp_ad_unit_name, fark.globals.adUnitsDict[divId].defined_ad_slot, fark.globals.adUnitsDict[divId].ad_sizes);
observer.unobserve(entry.target);
}
});
}
// fark.page.headerbidTargeting = "";
fark.page.rcPageName = "homepage";
fark.page.isMobile = false;
fark.page.isDesktop = true;
$.ajaxSetup({ timeout: 15000 });
fark.ajax.ajaxSpinner = new Image();
fark.ajax.ajaxSpinner.src = 'https://img.fark.net/images/2011/site/ajax-loader.gif';
fark.ajax.ajaxSpinnerRaw = '<\img alt="..." src="https://img.fark.net/images/2011/site/ajax-loader.gif" width="16" height="16">';
</script>
<!-- InMobi Choice. Consent Manager Tag v3.0 (for TCF 2.2) -->
<script async>
(function() {
var host = 'fark.com';
var element = document.createElement('script');
var firstScript = document.getElementsByTagName('script')[0];
var url = 'https://cmp.inmobi.com'
.concat('/choice/', '90W110YesRJyT', '/', host, '/choice.js?tag_version=V3');
var uspTries = 0;
var uspTriesLimit = 3;
element.async = true;
element.type = 'text/javascript';
element.src = url;
firstScript.parentNode.insertBefore(element, firstScript);
function makeStub() {
var TCF_LOCATOR_NAME = '__tcfapiLocator';
var queue = [];
var win = window;
var cmpFrame;
function addFrame() {
var doc = win.document;
var otherCMP = !!(win.frames[TCF_LOCATOR_NAME]);
if (!otherCMP) {
if (doc.body) {
var iframe = doc.createElement('iframe');
iframe.style.cssText = 'display:none';
iframe.name = TCF_LOCATOR_NAME;
doc.body.appendChild(iframe);
} else {
setTimeout(addFrame, 5);
}
}
return !otherCMP;
}
function tcfAPIHandler() {
var gdprApplies;
var args = arguments;
if (!args.length) {
return queue;
} else if (args[0] === 'setGdprApplies') {
if (
args.length > 3 &&
args[2] === 2 &&
typeof args[3] === 'boolean'
) {
gdprApplies = args[3];
if (typeof args[2] === 'function') {
args[2]('set', true);
}
}
} else if (args[0] === 'ping') {
var retr = {
gdprApplies: gdprApplies,
cmpLoaded: false,
cmpStatus: 'stub'
};
if (typeof args[2] === 'function') {
args[2](retr);
}
} else {
if(args[0] === 'init' && typeof args[3] === 'object') {
args[3] = Object.assign(args[3], { tag_version: 'V3' });
}
queue.push(args);
}
}
function postMessageEventHandler(event) {
var msgIsString = typeof event.data === 'string';
var json = {};
try {
if (msgIsString) {
json = JSON.parse(event.data);
} else {
json = event.data;
}
} catch (ignore) {}
var payload = json.__tcfapiCall;
if (payload) {
window.__tcfapi(
payload.command,
payload.version,
function(retValue, success) {
var returnMsg = {
__tcfapiReturn: {
returnValue: retValue,
success: success,
callId: payload.callId
}
};
if (msgIsString) {
returnMsg = JSON.stringify(returnMsg);
}
if (event && event.source && event.source.postMessage) {
event.source.postMessage(returnMsg, '*');
}
},
payload.parameter
);
}
}
while (win) {
try {
if (win.frames[TCF_LOCATOR_NAME]) {
cmpFrame = win;
break;
}
} catch (ignore) {}
if (win === window.top) {
break;
}
win = win.parent;
}
if (!cmpFrame) {
addFrame();
win.__tcfapi = tcfAPIHandler;
win.addEventListener('message', postMessageEventHandler, false);
}
};
makeStub();
var uspStubFunction = function() {
var arg = arguments;
if (typeof window.__uspapi !== uspStubFunction) {
setTimeout(function() {
if (typeof window.__uspapi !== 'undefined') {
window.__uspapi.apply(window.__uspapi, arg);
}
}, 500);
}
};
var checkIfUspIsReady = function() {
uspTries++;
if (window.__uspapi === uspStubFunction && uspTries < uspTriesLimit) {
console.warn('USP is not accessible');
} else {
clearInterval(uspInterval);
}
};
if (typeof window.__uspapi === 'undefined') {
window.__uspapi = uspStubFunction;
var uspInterval = setInterval(checkIfUspIsReady, 6000);
}
})();
</script>
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<script async src="https://cdn.confiant-integrations.net/cEfft1aujoR3mcJAi8Jzh_8If_c/gpt_and_prebid/config.js"></script> <!-- END CONFIANT CODE --> <!-- CARBON STUB -->
<script>
!function(e,a){e.cca=e.cca||{tapPrebidQue:[],tapGAMQue:[]};var n=e.cca;e.pbjs=e.pbjs||{que:[]};var t=e.pbjs;t.que.push(function(){t.onEvent("bidWon",function(e){n.tapReady||n.tapPrebidQue.push(JSON.stringify(e))})}),e.googletag=e.googletag||{cmd:[]};var u=e.googletag;u.cmd.push(function(){u.pubads().addEventListener("slotRenderEnded",function(e){n.tapReady||n.tapGAMQue.push(e)})})}(window);
</script>
<!-- END CARBON STUB --> <script> // dimension2
var pixelRatio = (window.devicePixelRatio >= 1.5) ? "high" : "normal";
// dimension4
var hlview_mode = fark.helpers.getCookie('hlview') ? fark.helpers.getCookie('hlview') : 'd';
// dimension5 </script>
<!-- Global site tag (gtag.js) - Google Analytics for GA4 -->
<script async src="https://www.googletagmanager.com/gtag/js?id=UA-225200-2"></script>
<script>
window.dataLayer = window.dataLayer || [];
function gtag(){dataLayer.push(arguments);}
gtag('js', new Date());
// add data collection for GA4
gtag('config', 'G-2CGLGL25G6', {
'ads_on_page': 'h-na',
'user_type': 'Lurker',
'pixel_ratio': pixelRatio,
'platform': 'd',
'gam_rand_key': fark.page.gamRandKey, });
</script>
<!-- End Google Analytics 4 --> <script>
abimg(1);
// ga('send', 'event', 'Ads', 'Display', 'A', 1, {'nonInteraction': 1});
var dfp_ad_source = '';
dfp_ad_source = 'Fark DFP';
// ga('send', 'event', 'dfpsource', 'Display', 'Fark', 1, {'nonInteraction': 1}); </script> <meta name="robots" content="max-image-preview:large"><link rel="alternate" href="https://www.fark.com/fark.rss" type="application/rss+xml" title="FARK.com Fark RSS Feed"> <style> .headlineRow:hover, .headlineRow:hover:nth-child(odd) { background-color: #eeeeff; } </style> <script src="https://www.youtube.com/iframe_api"></script>
<!-- END CARBON RULES -->
</head> <body > <a href="#newsContainer" class="skipToContent" tabindex="1">Skip to content</a> <script> fark.ajax.globalToken = 'FbAk9PvTw4qiXMp-J1XzVfAG3WVL-3nSfS2j6G3EvEByxZ9HPRjbXq2ind-XNVhxD48vhsi6St5MYa0bMblfNFkTYTgwO-OneEMvp';
</script>
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<label for="loginName">Login</label>
<input type="text" name="ulogin" id="loginName" autocomplete="username" autocorrect="off" autocapitalize="off" spellcheck="false">
</div>
<div class="loginSection">
<label for="loginPass">Password</label>
<input type="password" name="passwd" id="loginPass" autocomplete="current-password" autocorrect="off" autocapitalize="off" spellcheck="false">
</div>
<div class="loginSection submitLogin">
<input type="submit" class="searchSubmButton" value="Go">
</div>
<div class="loginForgotPass">
<a href="https://www.fark.com/forgotpassword">Forgot password?</a>
</div>
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<a href="#" id="cancelLogin" onclick="document.getElementById('loginLinks').classList.remove('slidup'); return false;">X</a>
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</tr>
<tr>
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<div id="headerMenuContainer"> <!-- Top navigation menu -->
<ul id="headerMenu">
<li class="menuSelected"><a href="https://www.fark.com/">FARK</a></li>
<li><a href="https://total.fark.com/commented">TotalFark</a></li>
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</ul>
<div id="searchBar" style="display: flex; gap: 8px">
<a href="https://www.fark.com/subscribe" class="farkButton sButton">SUBSCRIBE</a>
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<div class="dropdown searchDD" style="display: inline-block; position: relative;">
<div class="searchContainer" style="display: flex;">
<button class="farkButton searchButton" id="searchDropdownButton" title="Fark Search">
<img src="https://img.fark.net/images/2014/site/magnify.png" alt="Search Fark" style="height: 1em; vertical-align: middle;">
</button>
<form method="get" action="https://www.fark.com/hlsearch" name="topSearchFrm" target="_top" class="killspacehack">
<div style="display: flex; justify-content: center; align-items: center;">
<input type="text" placeholder="Search Fark" name="qq" id="searchInput" maxlength="255" style="flex-grow: 1; padding: 5px; margin-top: 0;border-width: 1px;" onclick="event.stopPropagation();">
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<form method="get" action="https://www.fark.com/hlsearch" name="topSearchFrm" target="_top" class="killspacehack">
<div style="display: flex; justify-content: center; align-items: center;">
<input type="text" placeholder="Search Fark" name="qq" id="searchInput" maxlength="255" style="flex-grow: 1;" onclick="event.stopPropagation();">
<input type="submit" class="searchSubmButton" value="Go" style="margin-left: 8px;" onclick="event.stopPropagation();">
</div>
</form>
</div>
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<button class="farkButton" id="dropdownMenuButton">☰</button>
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</div>
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var dropdownButton = document.getElementById('dropdownMenuButton');
var searchDropdownButton = document.getElementById('searchDropdownButton');
var dropdownContent = document.getElementById('myDropdown');
var searchDropdownContent = document.getElementById('searchDropdown');
function closeAllDropdowns(exceptId) {
var dropdowns = document.getElementsByClassName("dropdown-content");
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if (dropdowns[i].id !== exceptId) {
dropdowns[i].style.display = 'none';
}
}
}
dropdownButton.addEventListener('click', function() {
closeAllDropdowns('myDropdown');
dropdownContent.style.display = dropdownContent.style.display === 'block' ? 'none' : 'block';
});
searchDropdownButton.addEventListener('click', function() {
document.querySelector('.searchDD').classList.toggle('searchOpen')
});
window.addEventListener('click', function(event) {
if (!event.target.matches('#dropdownMenuButton') && !event.target.matches('#searchDropdownButton') && !event.target.matches('img')) {
closeAllDropdowns('');
}
});
});
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<div id="loginBoxesNoScript">
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fark.ajax.headlineAjaxPerCall = 25;
fark.page.title = document.title;
fark.page.type = "headline";
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fark.ajax.ajaxCheckEnabled = true; $(document).ready(function() {
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<a href="https://www.fark.com/comments/13589666/The-Hamptons-are-having-a-FIRE-sale" target="_top" class="icon_comment"> <span class="icon_comment_count">20</span> </a> </div> <div class="hlSpacer"> </div> </td> </tr><tr class="headlineRow id13584070" data-headline-count="2">
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<a href="https://www.fark.com/comments/13584070/Photoshop-this-adult-lunchables" target="_top" class="icon_comment"> <span class="icon_comment_count">17</span> </a> </div> <div class="hlSpacer"> </div> </td> </tr><tr class="headlineRow id13589732" data-headline-count="3">
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<td class="headlineText"> <span class="headline"> <a rel="nofollow" class="outbound_link id13589732 " data-farkdomain="live365.com" target="_blank" href="https://www.fark.com/goto/13589732/live365.com/station/Radio-for-Humans-a61089%3Futm_source%3Dfark%26utm_medium%3Dwebsite%26utm_content">Show number 462 of Paul's Memory Bank (8PM ET) tonight bringing you 2 hours of semi-randomly selected music from the 50's through the 80's and two half-hour "The Adventures of Superman" radio shows from 1949</a> </span>
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<td class="headlineText"> <span class="headline"> <a rel="nofollow" class="outbound_link id13589372 " data-farkdomain="vtdigger.org" target="_blank" href="https://www.fark.com/goto/13589372/vtdigger.org/2025/03/07/shelburne-police-officer-had-youtube-video-playing-in-cruiser-at-time-of-fat">News: cyclist hit and killed. Fark: by a cop. Murica: who was watching anti-trans agitprop on YouTube</a> </span>
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<a target="_top" href="https://www.fark.com/topic/murica" title="Murica"><span class="ttag topic52"> </span></a> <div class="hlSpacer"> </div> </td>
<td class="headlineText"> <span class="headline"> <a rel="nofollow" class="outbound_link id13589348 " data-farkdomain="yahoo.com" target="_blank" href="https://www.fark.com/goto/13589348/www.yahoo.com/entertainment/disney-ride-passengers-dumbfounded-man-140639427.html%3Futm_source%3Dfar">"This man taught his son the rules don't matter and you can be an inconvenience to everyone else without repercussions"</a> </span>
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<a href="https://www.fark.com/comments/13584058/Photoshop-this-lawn-ornament" target="_top" class="icon_comment"> <span class="icon_comment_count">14</span> </a> </div> <div class="hlSpacer"> </div> </td> </tr><tr class="headlineRow id13589090" data-headline-count="8">
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<a target="_top" href="https://www.fark.com/topic/weird" title="Weird"><span class="ttag topic17"> </span></a> <div class="hlSpacer"> </div> </td>
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<a target="_top" href="https://www.fark.com/topic/murica" title="Murica"><span class="ttag topic52"> </span></a> <div class="hlSpacer"> </div> </td>
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<a target="_top" href="https://www.fark.com/topic/amusing" title="Amusing"><span class="ttag topic01"> </span></a> <div class="hlSpacer"> </div> </td>
<td class="headlineText"> <span class="headline"> <a rel="nofollow" class="outbound_link id13589216 " data-farkdomain="merriam-webster.com" target="_blank" href="https://www.fark.com/goto/13589216/www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day/gregarious-2025-03-08%3Futm_source%3Dfark%26utm_medium%3Dweb">The Merriam-Webster word of the day for March 8 is gregarious, as in "If Jody Arias had a brother, Gregory, he'd be quite gregarious"</a> </span>
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<td class="headlineText"> <span class="headline"> <a rel="nofollow" class="outbound_link id13589150 " data-farkdomain="kyivpost.com" target="_blank" href="https://www.fark.com/goto/13589150/www.kyivpost.com/post/48504%3Futm_source%3Dfark%26utm_medium%3Dwebsite%26utm_content%3Dlink%26ICID">Day 1,109 of WW3: Looks like Russia's ability to finance their invasion is going to get a bit easier, thanks to Benedict OrangeOld. This is your Saturday Ukraine invasion conversation</a> </span>
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<td class="headlineText"> <span class="headline"> <a rel="nofollow" class="outbound_link id13587144 " data-farkdomain="thelocalreporter.press" target="_blank" href="https://www.fark.com/goto/13587144/thelocalreporter.press/cat-tales-cat-cafe-receives-small-business-grant/%3Futm_source%3Dfark%26utm_m">Cat Tales Cat Cafe, an establishment that also serves as a foster home for twelve cats, has been awarded a $10,000 grant to continue working to help more felines find their forever home. Welcome to Caturday</a> </span>
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<td class="headlineSourceImage"> <a rel="nofollow" class="outbound_link id13588578 " data-farkdomain="slate.com" target="_blank" href="https://www.fark.com/goto/13588578/slate.com/technology/2025/03/rfk-jr-mdma-psychedelic-therapy-new-york-times-lykos-fda-approval.html"><img src="https://img.fark.net/images/2013/links/slate.png" width="77" height="27" srcset="https://img.fark.net/images/2013/links/slate.png 1x, https://img.fark.net/images/2013/links/slate-2x.png 2x" class="retina" alt="(Slate)" title="Slate"></a> <div class="hlSpacer"> </div> </td>
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<td class="headlineText"> <span class="headline"> <a rel="nofollow" class="outbound_link id13588578 " data-farkdomain="slate.com" target="_blank" href="https://www.fark.com/goto/13588578/slate.com/technology/2025/03/rfk-jr-mdma-psychedelic-therapy-new-york-times-lykos-fda-approval.html">Huh. It's almost like the New York Times has a secret agenda that involves blasting leftists and Progressives whenever they can in order to boost the conservative agenda</a> </span>
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<td class="headlineText"> <span class="headline"> <a rel="nofollow" class="outbound_link id13588004 " data-farkdomain="wtop.com" target="_blank" href="https://www.fark.com/goto/13588004/wtop.com/business-finance/2025/03/u-s-economy-likely-generated-a-solid-160000-jobs-last-month-but-tr">Good news, everybody. US employers added over 150K jobs last month. Of course, Lord Emperor Musk has probably fired twice that many since taking over, but you know how it is. You take the good, you take the bad, you take 'em both...something</a> </span>
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